Do they make pasta sauces in small, single-person sized jars? Or must one be coupley to enjoy waste-free pasta eating? I am tired of throwing away old uneaten pasta sauce. I remember for awhile one could find small cans of black and garbanzo beans, but I haven't seen those in awhile. Could this niche be the answer to my "summertime extra income stream" challenge?
Not wasting pasta sauce now joins "free rides to the airport" as reasons to be part of a couple.
Can you tell I'm on spring break? All kinds of time to think, in conjunction with ample fridge-cleaning opportunities.
This has been the craziest spring break EVAH!!! MTV should totally have a camera rolling in my apartment. Unlike every other break in recent memory, I have been crazy... PRODUCTIVE. Dudes, I am never productive. This is huge. The room with the monster has finally been exorcised, and it now can function as a proper office. What did I discover in this process? Well, I discovered that I have a completely inappropriate amount of stationery. I have a bunch of weird Japanese stationery; I have arty paper; I have homemade "Fuck White Supremacy" stationery; I have weird old travel postcards; I have too-bumpy-to-write-on stationery; I have more stationery than is in any way reasonable, especially considering that I don't write letters.
So here's the deal. Would you like a letter from me, Imaginary Reader? Just leave me a comment to that effect. You will have to give me your email address. Then via email, you will have to give me your real address. I know. It's weird. But if we go through all that, I will send you a letter on carefully selected stationery. Or, most likely I already know you and your address. Still, if you want a damn letter, you have to sign. No sending me a text message. That's just the way it is. Don't even TRY it, bucko.
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I want a letter!! A real letter would be real nice! oxox zerk-n-8-r
I would love a letter on weird Japanese stationary. Unfortunately the Mrs. wouldn't think is was real cool and I wouldn't believe me that I've never even met you and it would just bring up too many questions. What would you write in the letter anyway?
i'd love a letter, and would of course write back. on hot dog water scented staysh.
Me too! Me too! I know I see you fairly frequently, but I just don't get enough nice stuff in the mail.
Deborah (aka D-Dog)
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